Fabrice
A fat, clumsy boy who looks like he just walked out of a food fight and has a hairline that looks like it was exploded.
Fabrice walked into class with a burger in one hand and a soda in the other. His hair looked like it was on fire.
He tripped over his own shoes and fell into a pile of pizza boxes. It was epic.
He texted me: 'I just got in a fight with my hair. It won.'