Fabrice

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A tall, kinda smart, hilarious guy who's like the human version of a sports highlight reel and everyone wants to be friends with him.
Fabrice just did a triple backflip in the hallway and got a standing ovation from the entire school.
He beat the principal at arm wrestling and got a pass for skipping math.
He texted me: 'I just out-ran the fire alarm. I'm a legend.'
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Everyone calls him Fab because he's basically a walking definition of fabulous. He's short, but he’s got a body like a god and a face that could make a nun blush.
Fab came into the cafeteria wearing only a towel and a smile. The whole lunch period was chaos.
He texted me: 'I just got 3 compliments in 1 minute. I'm living my best life.'
He was caught staring at the principal’s wife in the parking lot. The principal was too busy blushing to yell at him.
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A guy who somehow gets 5 parking tickets in one day and still has the energy to laugh about it.
Fabrice got 5 tickets for parking in front of the principal’s car. He texted me: 'I'm rich now.'
He parked in the handicapped spot, got a ticket, then parked in the fire lane, got another one. He was like a man on a mission.
He got 3 tickets in one hour and still managed to beat me at a game of basketball.
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A fat, clumsy boy who looks like he just walked out of a food fight and has a hairline that looks like it was exploded.
Fabrice walked into class with a burger in one hand and a soda in the other. His hair looked like it was on fire.
He tripped over his own shoes and fell into a pile of pizza boxes. It was epic.
He texted me: 'I just got in a fight with my hair. It won.'
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When you make up stuff like you're telling a bedtime story but it's actually a lie and you're trying to sound cool.
Fabrice told me he was a secret agent. I asked him to prove it. He said 'Mission accomplished.'
He texted me: 'I just invented a new kind of pizza. It's called 'Fabrice's Special.'
He said he was going to be a rockstar. I asked him to play a song. He just said 'I'm a rockstar.'
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A family secret code for looking at butts in public like it's a normal thing to do.
Fabrice texted me: 'I just checked out the principal's butt. It was a 10/10.'
He looked at the teacher’s butt during class and got caught. He said it was a 'family tradition.'
He told his mom: 'I just used my family code. I looked at the librarian's butt.'
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A secret name for all the ladies in public. It's like saying 'a bunch of ass' but it sounds way cooler.
Fabrice called the whole class 'a group of Fabrices' and the teacher didn't even notice.
He texted me: 'I just saw 3 Fabrices in the hallway. It was wild.'
He told his friend: 'We are Fabrices. We look at ass in public.'
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