fabric weenie
That fake weenie that appears when your jeans are all twisted and you look like a f***ed-up hot dog stuck in a chair.
My pants twisted up and I looked like a f***ed-up hot dog stuck in a chair.
I sat down and my jeans turned into a fake weenie. It was like a sausage stuck in a chair.
My jeans looked like a fake weenie and I was stuck like a f***ed-up hot dog in a booth.