fabric weenie

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That fake sausage you think you're eating when your pants are all twisted and you're stuck in a chair like a f***ed-up meatball.

My jeans looked like a sausage link and I was stuck in a booth like a f***ed-up hot dog.

I tried to eat a burger and my pants turned into a fake weenie. It was a disaster.

I sat down and my pants turned into a fake weenie. I looked like a f***ed-up meatball in a restaurant.

That fake weenie you get when your pants are so tight they look like they're about to burst and you're stuck like a f***ed-up hot dog.

My pants were so tight they looked like a sausage and I was stuck like a f***ed-up hot dog.

I sat down and my pants looked like a fake weenie. It was so bad I had to leave.

I wore my pants like a sausage and got stuck like a f***ed-up hot dog in a booth.

That fake weenie that appears when your jeans are all twisted and you look like a f***ed-up hot dog stuck in a chair.

My pants twisted up and I looked like a f***ed-up hot dog stuck in a chair.

I sat down and my jeans turned into a fake weenie. It was like a sausage stuck in a chair.

My jeans looked like a fake weenie and I was stuck like a f***ed-up hot dog in a booth.