fabreze dry cleaner
When you're broke as hell and too lazy to do laundry so you just spray Fabreze on your stinky clothes and hope no one notices.
My pants smell like a trash can but I sprayed Fabreze and now I think I'm fancy.
I wore the same shirt for a week and Fabreze made it smell like a hotel room.
I tried to impress my crush but my shirt smelled like a gym sock. Fabreze was my only hope.