fabreze dry cleaner

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When you're broke as hell and too lazy to do laundry so you just spray Fabreze on your stinky clothes and hope no one notices.

My pants smell like a trash can but I sprayed Fabreze and now I think I'm fancy.

I wore the same shirt for a week and Fabreze made it smell like a hotel room.

I tried to impress my crush but my shirt smelled like a gym sock. Fabreze was my only hope.

When you're too cheap to do laundry and you just lie to your friends saying you went to the dry cleaner, but really you just used Fabreze.

I told my friends I got my clothes dry cleaned, but really I just used Fabreze and lied to save money.

I wore my same shirt all week and told my mom I got it cleaned. She believed me. I’m a master of lies.

My mom asked why my pants smelled like a fart and I said I got them dry cleaned. I am the king of lies.

When you're too poor to do laundry and you just cover up the smell of your clothes with Fabreze because you're too tired to care.

I used Fabreze because my shirt smelled like my dog’s bed and I was too tired to do anything else.

I sprayed my pants with Fabreze and walked into class like I was a perfume model.

I used Fabreze on my shirt and my teacher asked if I was sick. I said no. I was lying.