Fabreze Dogged - You're too tired to clean your dog, so you just slap some Fa

You're too tired to clean your dog, so you just slap some Fabreze on it and hope nobody notices.

I'm too tired to bathe my dog. So I just spray it with Fabreze and hope no one comes near me.

This dog smells like my brother's feet in a sock drawer. I spray it with Fabreze and run.

I'm too lazy to clean my dog. So I just spray it with Fabreze and say it's a luxury treatment.