Fabreze Dogged

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Your dog smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can, but you're too lazy to wash it, so you just spray it with Fabreze like it's your job.

My dog smells like my uncle's socks after a week in the basement. Fabreze is my only hope.

I don't know why I keep this dog. It's like a walking dumpster. Fabreze is my sin.

This dog smells like a gym sock in a sauna. I'm using Fabreze like it's a religion.

You're too cheap to buy a new dog, so you just spray the old one with Fabreze and pretend it's still cute.

This dog is ancient, but I still spray it with Fabreze because I'm too cheap to get a new one.

I keep this dog because it's like a family heirloom. I spray it with Fabreze and call it a day.

This dog used to be cute. Now it's a smelly, old dog. Fabreze is my only friend.

You're too tired to clean your dog, so you just slap some Fabreze on it and hope nobody notices.

I'm too tired to bathe my dog. So I just spray it with Fabreze and hope no one comes near me.

This dog smells like my brother's feet in a sock drawer. I spray it with Fabreze and run.

I'm too lazy to clean my dog. So I just spray it with Fabreze and say it's a luxury treatment.