Fabreze Dogged - Your dog smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can, but you'

Your dog smells like a dead raccoon in a trash can, but you're too lazy to wash it, so you just spray it with Fabreze like it's your job.

My dog smells like my uncle's socks after a week in the basement. Fabreze is my only hope.

I don't know why I keep this dog. It's like a walking dumpster. Fabreze is my sin.

This dog smells like a gym sock in a sauna. I'm using Fabreze like it's a religion.