Fabreezy
When you spray something with Fabreezy, it smells so good it makes your nose happy and your brain go numb.
My grandma’s couch smelled like a dead raccoon. I sprayed it with Fabreezy. Now it smells like a dead raccoon who got a spa day.
I used Fabreezy on my socks. My feet now smell like a bakery that also sells perfume.
My gym bag smelled like a sweaty sock convention. I sprayed it with Fabreezy. Now it smells like a sweaty sock convention that also got a massage.