Fabreezy

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When you spray something with Fabreezy, it smells so good it makes your nose happy and your brain go numb.

My grandma’s couch smelled like a dead raccoon. I sprayed it with Fabreezy. Now it smells like a dead raccoon who got a spa day.

I used Fabreezy on my socks. My feet now smell like a bakery that also sells perfume.

My gym bag smelled like a sweaty sock convention. I sprayed it with Fabreezy. Now it smells like a sweaty sock convention that also got a massage.

When someone lets out a big breath that smells like flowers, perfume, and maybe a little bit of regret.

My dog smelled like a dumpster fire. I let him out. Now he smells like a dumpster fire that went to a perfume store.

I took a breath after eating garlic bread and pizza. It smelled like a bad date.

My uncle took a breath after drinking cheap wine. It smelled like a bad date that also got a nose job.