Fabreeze Fairy
Someone who uses Fabreeze like it’s a holy water to exorcise the smell of a thousand sweaty gym shirts.
That closet smelled like a dead dog in a shoebox. I used Fabreeze and it felt like a miracle.
My cousin’s apartment reeked like a garbage dump. I came in like a superhero with Fabreeze.
I walked into the room and thought I was in a meat locker. I saved it with a quick spray of Fabreeze.