Fabreeze Fairy

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A human who sprays Fabreeze like it's going out of style to save a room from the smell of a dead raccoon in a trash can.

I came in and it smelled like my uncle’s socks after a three-day trip to the bottom of a lake. Time to call the Fabreeze Fairy.

My roommate left a cheeseburger on the floor. I’m the Fabreeze Fairy and I’m here to help.

That office reeked like a gym sock drawer after a zombie apocalypse. I saved it with Fabreeze.

Someone who uses Fabreeze like it’s a holy water to exorcise the smell of a thousand sweaty gym shirts.

That closet smelled like a dead dog in a shoebox. I used Fabreeze and it felt like a miracle.

My cousin’s apartment reeked like a garbage dump. I came in like a superhero with Fabreeze.

I walked into the room and thought I was in a meat locker. I saved it with a quick spray of Fabreeze.

The person who sprays Fabreeze like it’s a curse to get rid of the stench of someone’s bad life choices.

That room smelled like a gym sock drawer after a zombie apocalypse. I used Fabreeze and it felt like I won the lottery.

My brother’s room was a disaster. I came in like a savior with a can of Fabreeze.

The office smelled like a dead raccoon in a trash can. I saved it with Fabreeze and my life.