FABOVD
FABOVD is the ultimate middle finger to love. It’s when you swear at all the stupid stuff that comes with being loved.
My friend said FABOVD when her crush asked her to go to the movies. She said no and then texted him a picture of a dead chicken.
At the V-D party, I said FABOVD and walked out with my pizza and a drink, leaving everyone confused.
I texted my crush FABOVD because he sent me a poem that was longer than my attention span.
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