FABOVD

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FABOVD is when you curse a whole bunch of lovey-dovey stuff. It’s like saying no to romance and yes to chaos.

I’m FABOVD because my ex sent me a flower and a note that said 'I miss you.' I miss my peace.

At the single’s party, I yelled FABOVD and threw a cup of soda at a guy who brought a heart-shaped pizza.

My mom asked why I said FABOVD. I said because I don’t want to catch anything from a heartbroken person.

FABOVD is the ultimate middle finger to love. It’s when you swear at all the stupid stuff that comes with being loved.

My friend said FABOVD when her crush asked her to go to the movies. She said no and then texted him a picture of a dead chicken.

At the V-D party, I said FABOVD and walked out with my pizza and a drink, leaving everyone confused.

I texted my crush FABOVD because he sent me a poem that was longer than my attention span.

FABOVD is when you swear at love and all the dumb stuff it brings. It’s like telling romance to go take a long walk off a short bridge.

I said FABOVD when my crush sent me 100 messages in one day. I replied with a photo of my cat wearing a crown.

At the party, I yelled FABOVD and then danced with my friend like no one was watching.

I told my crush FABOVD because he brought a gift that was just a box of cereal.