fabolite
A brainless follower of Fab. They think Fab is a genius. They’ll do anything he says, even if it makes no sense.
Fab told me to scream at the moon. I did. The moon screamed back. I’m still confused.
I left my family to follow Fab. He said I’d be happy. I’m now in a cage with a parrot that yells at me.
Fab said I’d get a million dollars. I sold my soul. I got a coupon.