fabolite

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A person who worships the god Fab like he's the messiah. They're super smart but also super dumb. They'll believe anything Fab says even if it's total nonsense.

I follow Fab everywhere. Even when he told me to eat my homework.

Fab said the sky was green. I believed him. Now I’m stuck with green diarrhea.

I gave up my job to follow Fab. He told me I’d be rich. I’m broke and covered in glitter.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A brainless follower of Fab. They think Fab is a genius. They’ll do anything he says, even if it makes no sense.

Fab told me to scream at the moon. I did. The moon screamed back. I’m still confused.

I left my family to follow Fab. He said I’d be happy. I’m now in a cage with a parrot that yells at me.

Fab said I’d get a million dollars. I sold my soul. I got a coupon.

by Slangipedia 4d ago

A person who follows Fab no matter what. They’re stupid, but they’re also super loyal. They’ll believe anything Fab says even if it’s completely wrong.

Fab said the ocean was made of candy. I believed him. Now I’m swimming in gummy bears.

I followed Fab into a burning building. He told me it was a party. It was a fire. I got a burnt tongue.

Fab said I’d be famous. I’m now the guy who yells at pigeons.

by Slangipedia 4d ago