Faboggon
A fuzzy face mask sold by JC Penny and Sears in the late 70s. It was supposed to keep the cold and wind out, but it probably just made your face look like a tired raccoon.
My grandma wore one every winter and still had a face like a prune.
My dad tried to wear it on a bike ride and it got stuck in the spokes.
My teacher wore one and it looked like she had a muffin on her face.
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