Faboggon

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A fuzzy face mask sold by JC Penny and Sears in the late 70s. It was supposed to keep the cold and wind out, but it probably just made your face look like a tired raccoon.

My grandma wore one every winter and still had a face like a prune.

My dad tried to wear it on a bike ride and it got stuck in the spokes.

My teacher wore one and it looked like she had a muffin on her face.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A knitted mask from the 70s that was supposed to keep the cold out, but it probably just made your face look like it had been dipped in oatmeal.

My uncle wore it and it looked like he had a bagel on his face.

My mom tried to wear it and it slipped down to her chin.

My brother wore it and it looked like he had a sock on his face.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

A face covering from the 70s that was supposed to be warm and stylish, but it probably just made your face look like it had been run over by a chicken.

My cousin wore it and it looked like he had a muffin on his face.

My dad wore it and it fell into his soup.

My brother wore it and it looked like he had a sock on his face.

by Slangipedia 13d ago