fablapidated - When something is so good it almost deserves a curse, like a

When something is so good it almost deserves a curse, like a donut that’s also a portal to hell.

My aunt’s house is fablapidated. It’s got a roof, but it’s also got a goat that roams the halls.

That movie was fablapidated. It had a great script but was directed by a drunk parrot.

My mom’s new phone is fablapidated. It’s got a screen that works and a keyboard that thinks it’s a cat.