fablapidated

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When something is so awesome it somehow also fell apart and is now covered in mold and curses.

My uncle’s house is fablapidated. It’s got a roof made of pizza boxes and a dog that hates everyone.

That concert was fablapidated. The lights worked, but the sound was like a goat screamed into a megaphone.

My ex’s new car is fablapidated. It’s got 12 stickers, a broken window, and a note that says ‘you’re still a terrible person’.

When something is both amazing and a total disaster, like a party that started with confetti and ended with a fire.

That pizza was fablapidated. It had 10 toppings and was served in a trash can.

My dog’s new toy is fablapidated. It’s a squeaky ball made of old socks and a loud noise that sounds like a blender exploded.

My cousin’s life is fablapidated. He’s got a million friends but no idea how to pay rent.

When something is so good it almost deserves a curse, like a donut that’s also a portal to hell.

My aunt’s house is fablapidated. It’s got a roof, but it’s also got a goat that roams the halls.

That movie was fablapidated. It had a great script but was directed by a drunk parrot.

My mom’s new phone is fablapidated. It’s got a screen that works and a keyboard that thinks it’s a cat.