Fabjewlous - A Jewish person who's so full of pride they could make the D

A Jewish person who's so full of pride they could make the Dead Sea rise just by smiling

I’m so Fabjewlous the Dead Sea started bubbling just looking at me.

I walked into the classroom and the whole school started chanting my name. Fabjewlous, baby.

I’m not just proud, I’m Fabjewlous. You’re lucky I didn’t turn the moon into a bagel.