Fabjewlous

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A Jewish person who’s so full of pride and happiness they could light up a whole synagogue with their glow

I woke up today and felt like the Messiah. Fabjewlous, baby.

My bar mitzvah was so good I got a standing ovation from the ghost of my grandfather.

I’m so Fabjewlous I made the Torah blush.

When a Jewish person is so happy and proud they could start a war just to prove how awesome they are

I’m so Fabjewlous I could fight the whole Roman Empire and win.

I walked into the temple and the priests started cheering. That’s how Fabjewlous I am.

I’m not just Jewish, I’m Fabjewlous. Don’t even try to argue with me.

A Jewish person who's so full of pride they could make the Dead Sea rise just by smiling

I’m so Fabjewlous the Dead Sea started bubbling just looking at me.

I walked into the classroom and the whole school started chanting my name. Fabjewlous, baby.

I’m not just proud, I’m Fabjewlous. You’re lucky I didn’t turn the moon into a bagel.