fabirmas
When you get so fed up with giving gifts that you smash all three holidays into one giant money pit for the person who never stops asking for stuff.
I'm giving my dad a fabirmas gift because he's like a kid at a candy store and I can't handle it no more.
My sister got a fabirmas present this year and it was so expensive I almost cried.
My mom said if I didn't stop giving her fabirmas gifts she'd throw me out of the house.