fabirmas

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When you get so fed up with giving gifts that you smash all three holidays into one giant money pit for the person who never stops asking for stuff.

I'm giving my dad a fabirmas gift because he's like a kid at a candy store and I can't handle it no more.

My sister got a fabirmas present this year and it was so expensive I almost cried.

My mom said if I didn't stop giving her fabirmas gifts she'd throw me out of the house.

A fancy way to say you're giving someone a gift so good it covers three holidays and your wallet is now a sad, broken thing.

My brother got a fabirmas gift and now he thinks he's royalty.

I got a fabirmas gift and my bank account is screaming.

My dad got a fabirmas gift and he's been bragging about it ever since.

When you give someone a gift so expensive it feels like you’re giving them a holiday every month, even though you’re probably broke by now.

My mom got a fabirmas gift and now she’s like a holiday machine.

I got a fabirmas gift and my credit card is in the hospital.

My dad got a fabirmas gift and he’s been acting like he’s rich for weeks.