fabio stalder
Fabio Stalder is a tiny goblin with a rage problem. He’ll punch anyone who walks by him. He eats feini sosä vo de doris like it’s going out of style and has a dick so small it’s barely there.
I saw Fabio in the grocery store. He threw a cart at a guy who bumped into him.
He yelled at a chicken for walking too close to his snack.
He tried to play the örgeli but it fell apart because he was too angry.