fabio stalder

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Fabio Stalder is a tiny goblin with a rage problem. He’ll punch anyone who walks by him. He eats feini sosä vo de doris like it’s going out of style and has a dick so small it’s barely there.
I saw Fabio in the grocery store. He threw a cart at a guy who bumped into him.
He yelled at a chicken for walking too close to his snack.
He tried to play the örgeli but it fell apart because he was too angry.
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Fabio Stalder is a goblin who screams at people for no reason. He eats feini sosä vo de doris like it’s his last meal and has a peen so small it’s a joke.
He screamed at a kid for eating a cookie in the park.
He threw a rock at a tree because it didn’t respect him.
He tried to sing a song but it turned into a screaming match.
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Fabio Stalder is a short, angry goblin who likes to hit people randomly. He loves feini sosä vo de doris and has a tiny peen. He also plays the örgeli but it’s usually broken.
He hit a cop for no reason and ran away like a coward.
He ate three plates of feini sosä vo de doris and still yelled at the cook.
He tried to play the örgeli but it fell apart again.
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