fabio silva
A rookie who's got the ego of a lion, but the skills of a chicken who's never been fed.
Fabio's gonna win the Ballon d'Or by 2026? He can't even run a full match!
He's gonna win the FA Cup? He still can't remember his own name half the time.
Fabio's gonna be a trophy winner? He still can't kick a ball without missing the post.