fabio silva

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A kid who thinks he's gonna win every trophy ever, even though he's still wet behind the ears and can't even kick a ball straight.

Fabio, you're gonna win the Ballon d'Or by 2026? You can't even tie your shoes!

He's gonna win the FA Cup in 2020/21? I still haven't learned how to read!

Fabio, you're gonna win trophies? You dropped your lunch in the hallway last week.

A young hotshot who thinks he's gonna rule the world, even though he still can't handle a single tackle.

Fabio thinks he's gonna win the Ballon d'Or? He still trips over his own feet!

He's gonna win the FA Cup? I've seen better players in the school playground.

Fabio's gonna be a trophy winner? He still can't catch a ball in the net.

A rookie who's got the ego of a lion, but the skills of a chicken who's never been fed.

Fabio's gonna win the Ballon d'Or by 2026? He can't even run a full match!

He's gonna win the FA Cup? He still can't remember his own name half the time.

Fabio's gonna be a trophy winner? He still can't kick a ball without missing the post.