fabio rock
Fabio rock is for guys who think they’re Casper from the 80s, but they’re actually just sad and wearing too much hair gel.
My friend’s dad still listens to Whitesnake and cries every time he hears 'Still of Mind.'
At my cousin’s wedding, the DJ played Lion and my aunt started singing along like she was in a musical.
My brother said, 'Steelheart makes me feel like I could be a heartthrob, not just a heartburn.'