Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness
A tiny Brazilian guy who thinks he's a god, but he’s just a sad, tiny man who gets beaten up by a weeb and called an Oompa Loompa.
Fabio tried to flirt with a girl, but she laughed at him like he was a joke.
He tried to lift a barbell and it fell on him like a ton of bricks.
A weeb walked past him and said he was a failed Oompa Loompa.