Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness

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A tiny Brazilian guy who thinks he's the king of everything, women, beer, and lifting weights like they're nothing. In reality, he’s just a sad little man who gets crushed by a weeb and called an Oompa Loompa.
Fabio tried to lift a beer keg and got stuck like a stuck duck.
He told a girl he could move mountains, but he couldn’t move a single barbell.
A weeb body-slammed him and said he was a failed experiment.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A little Brazilian guy who thinks he’s hot and strong, but he’s just a weakling who would get beaten up by a weeb and called a failed Oompa Loompa.
Fabio tried to impress a girl by doing push-ups, but he fell over like a drunk turtle.
He tried to drink a whole bottle of whiskey and got sick like a baby.
A weeb laughed at him and said he was a failed experiment.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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A tiny Brazilian guy who thinks he's a god, but he’s just a sad, tiny man who gets beaten up by a weeb and called an Oompa Loompa.
Fabio tried to flirt with a girl, but she laughed at him like he was a joke.
He tried to lift a barbell and it fell on him like a ton of bricks.
A weeb walked past him and said he was a failed Oompa Loompa.
by Slangipedia 13d ago
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