Fabio Lumberjack of Hotness
A little Brazilian guy who thinks he’s hot and strong, but he’s just a weakling who would get beaten up by a weeb and called a failed Oompa Loompa.
Fabio tried to impress a girl by doing push-ups, but he fell over like a drunk turtle.
He tried to drink a whole bottle of whiskey and got sick like a baby.
A weeb laughed at him and said he was a failed experiment.