Fabio Canavarro
the Italian football king, the only one who could make a tackle and still look like he just woke up.
Fabio Canavarro is so cool, even the referees give him a high-five.
He’s the reason every other footballer is just a backup plan with a bad haircut.
If Fabio Canavarro was a car, it’d be a Lamborghini that never breaks down.