Fabio Canavarro

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the Italian football boss, the only one cool enough to make the World Cup look like a school play.

Fabio Canavarro is the only guy who could make a tackle and still look like he just walked out of a spa.

He’s the reason why every other footballer is just a backup plan.

If Fabio Canavarro was a pizza, it’d be the one with extra cheese and a free soda.

the Italian football god, so good he made the World Cup feel like a homework assignment.

Fabio Canavarro’s skills are so good, even the grass cries for mercy.

He’s the only guy who could make a mistake and still look like a rockstar.

If Fabio Canavarro was a dog, he’d be the one who got the last slice of pizza.

the Italian football king, the only one who could make a tackle and still look like he just woke up.

Fabio Canavarro is so cool, even the referees give him a high-five.

He’s the reason every other footballer is just a backup plan with a bad haircut.

If Fabio Canavarro was a car, it’d be a Lamborghini that never breaks down.