Fabiëne
Fabiëne is the kind of person who thinks everyone is her best friend. Even the ones who think she’s a glittery idiot.
She sent me a text that said, 'I love you.' I said, 'You’re my best friend.' She said, 'You’re my best friend too.' I said, 'You’re my best friend, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.' She said, 'I love you.'
She told the teacher, 'I love you,' and the teacher said, 'You’re my favorite student.' She said, 'You’re my favorite teacher.' The teacher said, 'You’re my favorite student, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.'
She told the bus driver, 'I love you.' The bus driver said, 'You’re my favorite passenger.' She said, 'You’re my favorite bus driver.' The bus driver said, 'You’re my favorite passenger, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.'