Fabiëne

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Fabiëne is a sugar-coated idiot who thinks she’s a unicorn. She’s too busy being a nice little lamb to notice you’re getting stabbed in the back by her dumb decisions.

She cried because I didn’t text her back for 10 minutes. Like, what? 10 minutes? I was doing my taxes!

She wore a dress with glitter and a bow and said, 'I look like a princess!' I said, 'You look like a glittery idiot.' She cried.

She took the blame for my bad grade just because I said, 'You’re smarter than me.' She’s like, 'No, you’re smarter!' I said, 'No, you’re just nicer.' She cried again.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Fabiëne is the human version of a puppy. She’ll lick your face if you let her. She’ll also walk into traffic if you say, 'I love you.'

She walked into a traffic jam just because I said, 'I love you.' The driver honked and she smiled and said, 'He loves me too!'

She took my lunch because she thought I said, 'You look hungry.' I said, 'I look hungry? I look like a sad kid who’s being bullied by a glittery idiot.' She took my lunch.

She sat next to me in class and whispered, 'You look like a sad kid.' I said, 'You look like a glittery idiot.' She took my lunch.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Fabiëne is the kind of person who thinks everyone is her best friend. Even the ones who think she’s a glittery idiot.

She sent me a text that said, 'I love you.' I said, 'You’re my best friend.' She said, 'You’re my best friend too.' I said, 'You’re my best friend, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.' She said, 'I love you.'

She told the teacher, 'I love you,' and the teacher said, 'You’re my favorite student.' She said, 'You’re my favorite teacher.' The teacher said, 'You’re my favorite student, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.'

She told the bus driver, 'I love you.' The bus driver said, 'You’re my favorite passenger.' She said, 'You’re my favorite bus driver.' The bus driver said, 'You’re my favorite passenger, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Fabiëne is the kind of person who will let you walk into traffic if you say, 'I love you.' She’ll also let you take her lunch just because you said, 'You look hungry.'

I said, 'I love you.' She walked into traffic. I said, 'You look hungry.' She took my lunch.

I said, 'You look like a sad kid.' She said, 'I love you.' I said, 'You look like a glittery idiot.' She took my lunch.

I said, 'You’re my best friend.' She said, 'You’re my best friend too.' I said, 'You’re my best friend, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.' She took my lunch.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Fabiëne is the kind of person who thinks she’s a unicorn, but she’s really just a glittery idiot who thinks everyone is her best friend.

She said, 'I’m a unicorn.' I said, 'You’re a glittery idiot.' She said, 'I’m a unicorn and you’re my best friend.' I said, 'You’re my best friend, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.'

She said, 'I’m a unicorn.' I said, 'You’re a glittery idiot.' She said, 'I’m a unicorn and I love you.' I said, 'You’re my best friend, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Fabiëne is the kind of person who will let you walk into traffic if you say, 'I love you,' and she’ll take your lunch just because you said, 'You look hungry.' She also thinks she’s a unicorn.

I said, 'I love you.' She walked into traffic. I said, 'You look hungry.' She took my lunch. I said, 'You’re a unicorn.' She said, 'I’m a unicorn.' I said, 'You’re my best friend, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.'

I said, 'You look hungry.' She took my lunch. I said, 'I love you.' She walked into traffic. I said, 'You’re a unicorn.' She said, 'I’m a unicorn.' I said, 'You’re my best friend, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.'

I said, 'You’re my best friend.' She said, 'You’re my best friend too.' I said, 'You’re my best friend, but I also think you’re a glittery idiot.' I said, 'You’re a unicorn.' She said, 'I’m a unicorn.'

by Slangipedia 13d ago