fabilus
when you do a 4-way with two hispanic guys and a man then throw up in your pants and talk to yourself in the mirror like you’re a king before going to church at dawn.
I did a 4-way with two tacos and a guy who smelled like a gym sock. I puked in my pants and told the mirror I was the king of kings.
After a 4-way with two hispanic boys and a man who looked like my grandfather, I hurled in my pants and told the mirror I was the best man ever.
I had a 4-way with two hot hispanics and a man who had a beard like a horse. I threw up in my pants and told the mirror I was a god.