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when you throw up in your pants after a 4-way with two hispanics and a dude then talk to yourself in the mirror like you’re a rock star before going to church at dawn.
I had a 4-way with two tacos and a guy who smelled like a gym sock. I puked in my pants and told myself I was a king.
After a 4-way with two hot boys and a guy who looked like my uncle, I vomited in my pants and said I was the best man alive.
I did a 4-way with two Mexicans and a man who had a beard like a raccoon. I threw up in my pants and told the mirror I was God.