fabiandiepls - Fabiandiepls is the one you call when you're too scared to f

Fabiandiepls is the one you call when you're too scared to fight. He beats the hell out of you, no matter if you’re a girl, a ghost, or a blob.

I called Fabiandiepls and my blob cried

My ghost was scared and called Fabiandiepls

I was scared and called Fabiandiepls