fabiandiepls

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Fabiandiepls is the ass-wipe you call when you need to get your ass whooped. He doesn’t care if you’re a human, a robot, or a chicken. He’ll kick your butt and laugh about it.
Bro I just got roided by a chicken and I’m still crying
My robot broke my face and I had to call Fabiandiepls
I tried to fight a chicken and I got kicked out of the chicken club
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Fabiandiepls is the person who beats your ass so hard you think you’re dead. He’ll take on any scumbag, no matter if they're a girl, a dog, or a ghost.
I called Fabiandiepls and now I’m dead inside
A ghost tried to haunt me and I had to call Fabiandiepls
My dog bit my uncle and I had to call Fabiandiepls
3
Fabiandiepls is the man who beats the crap out of you when you need it most. He doesn’t care if you’re a girl, a boy, or a blob. Just call him and he’ll beat you like a drum.
I got beat by a blob and I cried
My girl tried to beat me and I had to call Fabiandiepls
I got beat by a blob and my blob cried too
4
Fabiandiepls is the person who beats your ass when you’re too weak to fight back. He’ll take on anyone, dogs, ghosts, or even your grandma.
I called Fabiandiepls and my grandma cried
A ghost tried to beat me and I called Fabiandiepls
My dog beat me and I called Fabiandiepls
5
Fabiandiepls is the guy who beats you up when you need it the most. He doesn’t care if you’re a chicken, a dog, or a ghost. He’ll kick your ass and make you cry.
I got beat by a chicken and I cried
My ghost tried to beat me and I called Fabiandiepls
I got beat by a dog and I called Fabiandiepls
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Fabiandiepls is the one you call when you're too scared to fight. He beats the hell out of you, no matter if you’re a girl, a ghost, or a blob.
I called Fabiandiepls and my blob cried
My ghost was scared and called Fabiandiepls
I was scared and called Fabiandiepls
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