Fabian Strategy
When you fake being a doormat just so you can later rip her a new one. It’s like playing chess with a drunk man, you let him think he’s winning, then you slap him with a checkmate and a hangover.
"I’ll take the blame for the broken plate," he said. Then he blamed her for the broken TV.
"I’ll do the dishes," he said. Then he washed the dishes in her face.
"I’ll let you pick the movie," he said. Then he picked the movie and made her watch it twice."