Fabian Strategy

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When you fake being a doormat just so you can later rip her a new one. It’s like playing chess with a drunk man, you let him think he’s winning, then you slap him with a checkmate and a hangover.

"I’ll take the blame for the broken plate," he said. Then he blamed her for the broken TV.

"I’ll do the dishes," he said. Then he washed the dishes in her face.

"I’ll let you pick the movie," he said. Then he picked the movie and made her watch it twice."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You let her win the argument just so you can later throw a fit in the middle of the grocery store. It's like being a coward in battle but a total beast in the checkout line.

"Okay, you can have the last slice of pizza," he said. Then he threw the pizza box at her in the parking lot.

"Alright, you can pick the restaurant," he said. Then he took the restaurant and added a side of disrespect.

"Fine, you can have the remote," he said. Then he took the remote and turned the TV on in her face."

by Slangipedia 13d ago

You pretend to be a pushover so you can later make her regret her life choices. It’s like a sneaky way to get revenge while looking like a total loser.

"I’ll let you choose the vacation," he said. Then he chose the vacation and made her wear a hat that looked like a cheese grater.

"I’ll let you pick the song," he said. Then he picked the song and made her sing it in the car.

"I’ll let you pick the game," he said. Then he picked the game and made her play it for three hours."

by Slangipedia 13d ago