Fabian Quincey Bailey
A guy who dates hot girls, dumps them for ugly ones, and then tries to get with the next hot one like it never happened.
He dumped me for my best friend and then asked me out again after my friend dumped him for a guy with a beard and a chicken tattoo.
He said I was 'too much work' and then went to my ex's house to say 'I miss you' while eating pizza.
He left me for my best friend and then came back after my friend broke up with him for a guy with a lisp.