Fabian Quincey Bailey

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A hot guy who dates pretty girls, leaves them for ugly ones, and then tries to hook up with the next pretty one.
He left me for a fat chick with a zit. Then he came back to me after she dumped him for a guy with a beard and bad breath.
He said my ex was a 'hot mess' but then went to her house and brought her pizza.
He asked me out again even though he just broke up with my best friend.
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A smooth guy who chases hot girls, then dumps them for ugly ones and acts like it never happened.
He told me he was done with 'hot messes' after I dumped him for a guy with a lisp and a tattoo of a chicken.
He went to my ex's house and said 'I miss you' in front of her mom.
He texted me 'Still hot' after he broke up with my sister.
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A guy who dates hot girls, then dumps them for ugly ones and acts like he's the victim.
He broke up with me because I was 'too much work' and then went to my ex's house and said 'I miss you' while eating pizza.
He told my ex she was 'a disaster' and then asked her out again the next day.
He texted me 'You were a bad choice' after he dumped me for my best friend's sister.
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A guy who dates pretty girls, dumps them for ugly ones, and then tries to win them back like nothing happened.
He broke up with me for my best friend and then came back saying 'I miss you' even though he just left me for my friend.
He texted my ex 'Still hot' after he dumped me for her.
He went to my ex's house with pizza and said 'Let's get back together' even though he just broke up with me.
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A hot guy who dates pretty girls, then dumps them for ugly ones and acts like it's the end of the world.
He broke up with me because I was 'too much work' and then cried in my ex's bathroom.
He texted me 'You were a disaster' even though he just dumped me for my best friend.
He went to my ex's house and said 'I miss you' while eating pizza and crying.
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A guy who dates hot girls, dumps them for ugly ones, and then tries to get with the next hot one like it never happened.
He dumped me for my best friend and then asked me out again after my friend dumped him for a guy with a beard and a chicken tattoo.
He said I was 'too much work' and then went to my ex's house to say 'I miss you' while eating pizza.
He left me for my best friend and then came back after my friend broke up with him for a guy with a lisp.
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