fabian enrique barron
A guy who’s too lazy to do anything. He dumps girls like they’re expired food and gets them pregnant in the first week. He thinks a tire is a type of donut and can’t fix anything.
Dropped my girl for a chick with a chicken sandwich. Says she’s ‘the best’
Couldn’t change my tire. Now I have to drive his broken car
Got my cousin pregnant and then ran off with a waitress.