fabian enrique barron

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#lazy#dumb#sex addict

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A giant wimp with the energy of a sleepy sloth and the brain of a wet sock. He dumps girls like they’re expired pizza and chases after any hot chick with a chicken sandwich in hand. He gets girls pregnant before he even knows what a condom is.
Just left my girl for a chick at McDonald’s. Says she’s ‘chicken run material’
Tried to fix my car. Now it’s broken and he’s crying in the driveway
Got my sister pregnant in 2 weeks. He doesn’t even know what a calendar is.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A guy who can’t lift a tire and thinks a tire is a type of donut. He’s selfish, has the IQ of a potato, and dumps girls like they’re trash. He’ll get you pregnant before he knows your name.
Dropped my girl for a chick who works at Chick-fil-A
Tried to change my tire. Now he’s stuck in a ditch
Got my cousin pregnant and didn’t even know her last name.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A guy with the brain of a goldfish and the looks of a used sock. He can’t fix anything and dumps girls like they’re old shoes. He gets girls pregnant and then forgets about them.
Left me for a chick with a chicken sandwich. Says she’s ‘the real deal’
Couldn’t change a tire. Now my car is broken and he’s crying
Got my friend pregnant and then ran off with a waitress.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A man who can’t lift a tire, can’t think straight, and has the heart of a coward. He dumps girls for any hot chick with a chicken sandwich and gets them pregnant in the first week.
Dropped me for a chick at McDonald’s. Says she’s ‘chicken run material’
Can’t fix a tire. Now I have to drive his broken car
Got my sister pregnant in a week. He doesn’t even know her name.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A guy who’s too lazy to do anything. He dumps girls like they’re expired food and gets them pregnant in the first week. He thinks a tire is a type of donut and can’t fix anything.
Dropped my girl for a chick with a chicken sandwich. Says she’s ‘the best’
Couldn’t change my tire. Now I have to drive his broken car
Got my cousin pregnant and then ran off with a waitress.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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A guy with the brain of a potato and the looks of a used sock. He can’t fix anything, dumps girls for any hot chick with a chicken sandwich, and gets them pregnant in the first week.
Left me for a chick at Chick-fil-A. Says she’s ‘the real deal’
Can’t change a tire. Now he’s stuck in a ditch
Got my friend pregnant and then ran off with a waitress.
by Slangipedia 4d ago
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