faberge egg
Holy hell, is that Jesus? No, that’s a Faberge egg, and it’s the most fake thing ever. It’s made from dead politicians, has the whole How to Train Your Dragon story carved into it, and stands on a plate made of old Twisted Tea cans. It’s wild, it’s ugly, and it’s the perfect thing to cram up your ass.
That egg looked like it came from a dead senator’s soul.
I saw it in the museum and I laughed so hard I cried.
My brother tried to use it as a butt plug and it didn’t work.