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A priceless old-timey thing that makes you feel like you just shot your dad and ate his brains. It’s covered in old candy and shiny trash, and it’s way better than a butt plug. You’ll find it hiding under barbed wire, in fancy museums, at the Walmart, and in your mom’s basement.
I found a Faberge egg in my mom's basement and it was covered in old candy.
The museum said it was priceless, but I said it looked like a trash can.
My dog tried to eat it and now it's covered in snot.