Fabbs
A twig with a turbo engine who eats dirt and still looks like a goddamn model. He’s got abs that don’t exist because he’s never eaten anything that isn’t a salad.
He told me he worked out six days a week. I said, 'Bro, you’re still skinny even when you eat pizza for breakfast.'
I saw him eat a whole cake and still look like a broomstick.
He said his abs are 'hard-earned.' I said, 'No, they’re just hard to see.'